Eartha Kitts rhym. slang Shits; diarrhoea. Also the Brad Pitts.
Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades sim. Austral. A permanently grave, sour expression. First used by Paul Keating to describe Malcolm Fraser when in opposition, but actually describes Jimmy Nail to 'T'.
eating sushi of a barbershop floor sim. Cumulo nimbus.
Eccles snake n. A penis with warts.
Edinburgh rhym. slang. A fur burger. From Edinburgh fringe - minge.
egg Mcwhiff n. A particularly sulphurous mid mirning air buffet (qv) produced after breakfasting at a fast food restaurant.
egg-white cannon n. A four inch blue-veined blunderbuss loaded with two balls.
Emmas rhyhming slang Haemorroids. After the brainy media sex pot Emma Freud, daughter of sour faced dog food chef Clement. Also Nobbies (qv).
empty the anaconda euph. To have a piss.
Excalibur n. A magic turd of legendary proportions that rises eerily out of the water of a mist-shrouded toilet.
exhibition position n. Variation on doggy-style sex. The man takes the kneeling position from behind, places one hand on the lady's back and the other jauntily on his hip, then turns and smiles at an imaginary audience, pretending bto be a moustachioed German porn star.