kahoonas (ka-hooo-naaaz) n. Large wobbly breasts; golden bodangers ; kermungers.
kak n. (ka-k) Shit. From the Afrikaans - keek.
kakpipe cosmonaut n. One who prefers to dock with the rear unloading bay.
kangaroo shagging a space hopper sim. Sexually energetic; promiscuous. As in "Phoarr! She goes like a kangaroo shagging a space hopper".
keech n. Crap; kak.
keister n. kak hole; arse.
khaki buttonhole See chocolate starfish.
Khyber posh rhym. slang Anus. From Khyber Pass (par-ss) - arse.
kipper n. Minge; Captain's pie.
kipper for breakfast euph. To rise early and go for a horizontal jog (qv).
Kit-Kat shuffler euph. Masturbateress; gusset typist.
kitten hammock n. Bra.
kittens noses n. Nipples.
kling-ons n. 1. Winnits; dangleberries; anal hangers-on. 2. One of many Star Trek aliens with bumpy foreheads.
klutz n. Idiot. From the German for block of wood.
knackers n. (na-kaz) childish Testicles. As in: "Ooyaah! I've knacked me knackers!"
knee shooters n. Large breasts with downward pointing nipples.
knee trembler n. Intercourse while both parties are standing up. Often in a shop doorway.
knob cheese n. 1. Smegma. 2. Foreskin feta found underneath Kojak's roll-neck (qv) and around the banjo (qv) or cheese ridge. Also knob stilton, knob yoghurt.
knob-jockeyNEW n, A man who rides knobs.
knob-snot n. Cock-hockle.
Kojak's moneybox euph. The herman gelmet.
Kojak's roll-neck n. Foreskin. Based on the bell end headed seventies TV detective.
kosher dill n. Circumcised salami; Kojak minus the collar.