oil the truncheon euph. To polish the bobbies helmet; collect one's own kindling; wank.
oily loaf n. A well baked turd.
olivia v. To have sex with several filthy tramps on a piss stained mattress, all at once.
onanism (oh-nun-ism) n. 1. Incomplete sexual intercourse. 2. A posh word what the Queen might use for wanking and that.
on the other bus euph. Homosexual; bowling from the Pavilion end (qv).
one eyed trouser snake euph. Penis; John Thomas; pink oboe. Also one eyed zipper fish, one eyed pant python.
one off the wrist euph. Five knuckle shuffle; hand shandy.
oomlaaters n. Very large chumbawumbas (qv).
open clam shot n. Full-on oyster; close-up pink (qv). Artistic adult camera angle.
open your lunchbox euph. To float an air biscuit (qv) resembling yesterday's egg sandwiches.
opera house n. A large vagina, with heavy, pink safety curtains.
oreo n. An inverse chocolate sandwich (qv).
overblaaters n. Pendulous oomlaaters (qv) which rest on a big round gut.
owner operator euph. Wanker; one who plays with his own pork sword.