quack n. A short, sharp botty burp often followed by an apologetic "Oops!".
quaker n. Stool. As in: "Where is your lovely wife?" "Why, she has gone upstairs to bury a quaker".
quaz n. Wanker; bell end ringer (qv). abbr. Quasimodo.
queef US n. Vaginal fart; front botty burp.
queerburtNEW n, A gay boring bastard.
quim n. A refined word for the mapatasi (qv) such as a gentleman might use at a hay clarse cocktail party. From the Welsh Cwm - meaning valley of pubes.
quim chin n. Muff mouth; cunty chops. A bearded fellow. "Did you see Noel Edmonds on telly last night? What a stupid fucking quim chin."
quimle v. To eat hairy pie (qv). I was quimling her, he quimled me, etc.
quimwedge v. To do it with a lady.