vadge n. Vagina; fish mitten. Also US vag.
Valentines Day porridge n. Semen.
veiny bang stick n. Penis; one eyed trouser snake.
Vegetarian n, Someone who prefers the rear entrance, See also Buffty NEW
velcro arse adj. Descriptive of the condition of the buttocks after a long hot day.
Velcro triangle n. Minge; mott; mapatasi. Also Velcro valley.
vertical bacon sandwich n. That which is clearly visible in hamburger shots (qv). Also vertical smile, vertical taco.
vinegar strokes n. male The final, climactic stages of intercourse or masturbation. As in: "Would you believe it? The phone rang just as I was getting onto the vinegar strokes". From the similar facial expressions achieved when sipping vinegar.
verminillionaire n. A lottery winner who doesn't deserve it, has a criminal record as long as your arm, and spends all the cash on helicopters and Ferraris.
vixen n. A wily bird; a young temptress; a foxy chick. e.g. Stevie Nicks in about 1978.
vixer n. A sausage eater (not euph.) who hogs all the beach beds on foreign holidays.
vurp n. A burp which brings up a small but foul tasting quantity of stomach contents, small enough to be gulped straight back down again.